Friday, February 21, 2025

Trump and Musk talk

 Trump: I am now the king of America. 

Musk: Yes, Mr. President

Trump: No. Dont call me Mr. President. Henceforth you will address me as My Lord.

Musk: Yes, of course my lord

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Trump: I am now the king of America.

Musk: Yes my lord.

Trump: As king, it's beneath me to wipe ass , even mine.

Musk: I completely agree my lord.

Trump: Then I need someone to wipe my ass..

Musk: I will find someone to do that my lord. Maybe one of the Republican senators?

Trump: Why don't you wipe my ass ? You are with me all the time, you may as well do it.

Musk: But, I am over-qualified for the job my lord.

Trump: I don't care! Damn it! I want YOU to wipe my ass!

Musk: hmmm...I will think about it my lord.

Trump: You know what....Putin was telling me how he deals with  billionaires who got cocky

Musk: What do you mean ?  I mean, what do you mean my lord ?

Trump: You will be flying out a window without a parachute is what I mean

Musk: I will be glad to wipe your royal buttocks my lord! It's an honour! Thank you my lord!

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